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Smart TV
Terrace/patio
Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop
3 bedrooms, iron/ironing board, free WiFi, bed sheets
Dining

Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional

Entire home

3 bedrooms1 bathroomSleeps 6

Popular amenities

  • Kitchen
  • Washing machine
  • Dryer
  • Pet-friendly
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Air-conditioning

Explore the area

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Jacksonville, FL
  • Place, Ortega Yacht Club Marina
    ‪12 min walk‬
  • Place, Ceder Point Marina
    ‪12 min walk‬
  • Place, Lakeside Park
    ‪15 min walk‬
  • Airport, Jacksonville, FL (JAX-Jacksonville Intl.)
    ‪35 min drive‬

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About the area

Jacksonville

At this holiday home you'll be within just a 15-minute stroll of Ceder Point Marina and Ortega Yacht Club Marina. Highlights at this holiday home include a kitchen, a washing machine and free WiFi. .Home features a patio, a Smart TV and a coffee/tea maker. In-room dining is easy with a kitchen that comes equipped with a fridge, a microwave and a stovetop. A hairdryer and an iron/ironing board are also available. .Attractions within a 15-minute drive of this Westside holiday home include Jacksonville Naval Air Station and EverBank Stadium.

What's nearby

  • Sadler Point Marina - 9 min walk - 0.8 km
  • Ortega Yacht Club Marina - 12 min walk - 1.0 km
  • Ceder Point Marina - 12 min walk - 1.1 km
  • Lakeside Park - 15 min walk - 1.3 km
  • Cedar Hills Shopping Center - 4 min drive - 2.0 km

Getting around

  • Jefferson Station - 9 min drive
  • Jacksonville Station - 21 min drive
  • Jacksonville, FL (CRG-Jacksonville Executive at Craig) - 33 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Chick-fil-A - ‬7 min walk
  • ‪Panera Bread - ‬10 min walk
  • ‪Starbucks - ‬11 min walk
  • ‪Metro Diner - ‬8 min walk
  • ‪Star’s Caribbean Restaurant LLC - ‬9 min walk

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

The Funky Cactus House | Team Joseph Ellen

Summary:

Great eats, great bars and great vibes can be found In the Murray Hill/ Lakeshore area. Enjoy your vacation in this funky Murray Hill home! After a day full of work or activities relax with friends and family under our giant wrap around patio. Minutes from historic Murray Hill and Riverside/Avondale. This is your home away from home, come enjoy your stay!



The Space:

The Funky Cactus House has 3 bedrooms with 1 bath. Perfect for family gatherings or couples retreat! Ideal for Snow Birds, Business Travelers, Families Relocating, Medical Professionals. Minutes to Military bases, Murray Hill, Riverside, and Avondale.



Some of the amenities we have include:



**Big screen and Smart TVs available

**Beautiful yard and patio area

**fire-pit

**Fenced area for pups

**Coffee pot with coffee, cream, and sugar

** Cooking basics

**Laptop-friendly workspace

**Main Bed 1, King; Bedroom 2, queen. Bedroom 3, two twin beds. Living room has a sleeper sofa to sleep an additional two.



and more!



Guest Access:

Full home access



The Neighborhood:

Local art, delicious food, craft beer, and passionate makers have transformed Murray Hill into one of the coolest neighborhoods in Jacksonville. Located between hip Riverside and historic Avondale, this old yet new again hood has become the spot for young entrepreneurs to open innovative restaurants, boutiques, bottle shops and businesses.



Getting Around:

Car or uber



Other Things to Note:

★ COVID-19 SANITIZATION ★

Heath, safety, and wellbeing of our guests are of utmost importance to us. For this reason, we use a thorough and extensive process of cleaning after each check-out.



We charge a pet fee of $75 per stay for two pets maximum. This increases to $150 / week and $200 / month for longer term guests. Please submit a special offer with this additional fee included through the platform when you book the unit for more than 7 nights.



*If you neglect to inform us ahead of time that you are bringing a pet with you than we reserve the right to either TERMINATE your stay early or charge an additional $100 on top of the original pet fee.



The following additional charges apply to late check outs/early arrivals, assuming we can offer this at all (we often can’t so please never assume this will be allowed):



1 hr or less early arrival or late departure: $50



1-2 hr early arrival/late departure: $100



2-3 hr early arrival/late departure: $200



These fees are primarily in place to highly discourage late checkouts/early arrivals since this causes our cleaning service undue stress to prep the unit prior to your or the next set of guest’s arrival. This also increases the need for them to rush/cut corners, increasing the likelihood of them not cleaning the unit to the high standard which we hold them to.



REFUND DISCLAIMER:

Please note that if a refund is issued for your booking, the processing fee of 3.9% will not be refunded. The refunded amount will be the total paid minus the 3.9% processing fee per Stripe’s return policy. This applies to direct bookings and bookings made through VRBO. Thank you for your understanding.



● No cats allowed.

●No garage access. For liability reasons, per our insurance we must keep the garage doors closed. Why you may ask? In the past year we have had garage doors ran into, hit by trucks, fall off the tracks, and even our garage door motor knocked off the ceiling by a vehicle. Each time is generally a $1500+ fix.

● You must be 21 years of age or older to book a reservation, and an individual who is 21 years of age or older must be present throughout the duration of the reservation.

● Please no eating or drinking in the bedrooms (closed water bottles are an exception). Additional cleaning fees to remove food/drink stains will apply.

● Please no smoking on the property. Cigarette butts must be disposed of in the ashtray provided on the front

patio. An additional fee to remove stains/odors from cigarettes will apply. (smoke is really hard to get out)

● Pick up all trash before departing. Place all garbage in an outside trash can.

● Please wash all dishes. If the dishwasher was used, please run and unload the dishwasher prior to

departure.

● Do not open the windows. This is due to the extra security measures we have installed.

●Do not overload the washer/dryer. Do not wash sandy beach items or towels in the units. Empty the dryer lint trap after EVERY USE. Additional fees will apply if units are damaged due to improper use.

● The storage room is to remain closed at all times.

● Consumables such as condiments or snacks may be left behind by previous guests if they are not empty. We try our very best to ensure that it is not expired or stale. HOWEVER, ultimately, it is up to the guests’

discretion and inspection to consume these items if they wish. The host does not take any responsibility

for the consumables.

● Please do not rearrange the furniture.

● If guests are found to have had a party without host permission which results in additional cleaning or

maintenance required, guests will be responsible for additional cleaning charges. In the unfortunate

event that neighbors are disturbed, GUESTS WILL BE ASKED TO VACATE THE PROPERTY

IMMEDIATELY.

● NO ILLEGAL ACTIVITY OR GUESTS WILL BE ASKED TO VACATE THE PROPERTY IMMEDIATELY

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in the house: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Onsite parking options include a garage

Kitchen

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Hob
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Refrigerator

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • 3 bedrooms
  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • 1 bathroom
  • Hair dryer
  • Shampoo
  • Shower

Living spaces

  • Dining table

Entertainment

  • Smart TV

Outdoor areas

  • Balcony

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities
  • Washing machine

Work spaces

  • Office

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • Pet friendly
  • 2 pets total

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Smoke-free property

Services and conveniences

  • Iron/ironing board

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • First aid kit
  • Fire extinguisher

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Contactless check-in and check-out are available
Minimum check-in age - 21

Check-out

Check-out before 10:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Pets

  • Pets are welcome
  • Maximum 2 pets
  • Service animals are exempt from fees.

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated that there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession. On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited. For guests' safety, the property includes a carbon monoxide detector, a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector and a first aid kit in all accommodation.

Property is also known as

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Frequently asked questions

Are there any beaches close to Northeast Florida Retreat?

The closest beach to Northeast Florida Retreat is Kurzius Beach (13.3 km).

Does Northeast Florida Retreat have a pool?

No, this holiday home doesn't have a pool.

Is there a free airport shuttle available at Northeast Florida Retreat?

No, Northeast Florida Retreat does not offer an airport shuttle service.

What time are check-in & check-out at Northeast Florida Retreat?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM. Check-out time is 10:00 AM.

The Funky Cactus House | Team Joseph Ellen Reviews

Reviews

10

Exceptional

Rating 10 - Excellent. 2 out of 2 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 0 out of 2 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 2 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 2 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 2 reviews

10/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Jennifer C.

Liked: Cleanliness

Funky Cactus = Good time!

We enjoyed our experience at the Funky Cactus house! Pets had places to run. Just make sure you understand that the pet fee is on top of what you have already paid.
Stayed 8 nights in Dec 2021

10/10 Excellent

Leah L.

Liked: Cleanliness

Comfortable and convenient

We enjoyed our stay, the place was clean and the beds were comfortable. There are many nearby places to eat and a cvs less than a mile away. There is not a dishwasher, so if you don’t like to hand wash you may want to bring paper plates and cups if this bothers you. They had some coffee pods to use which was nice.
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2021