2BR w/ Theater, Free Kayaks & EV Charger

Experience ultimate comfort in our stylish 2-bedroom retreat. With 2 queen beds, a full bathroom, and a 100-inch projector, it's perfect for movie nights. Relax on the huge sectional, explore diverse flavors at our tea and coffee bars, and unwind in the cozy lounge.


As our guest, enjoy free kayak rentals from Ortega Outdoors and discounted jet ski rentals from Evolution Jetsports. Ideal for families, couples, and friends seeking a memorable stay. Book now for a perfect getaway!
The space
Welcome to Your Stylish Getaway
Step into our elegant 2-bedroom haven designed for relaxation and enjoyment. Perfect for both peaceful retreats and adventurous getaways, this property offers a unique blend of comfort and excitement.
Property Highlights:
• 2 Bedrooms: Each room features a queen memory foam bed, ensuring a restful night's sleep.
• 1 Full Bathroom: Modern and pristine, providing everything you need.
• Entertainment: Watch movies on the 100-inch projector and relax on the huge sectional.
• Tea and Coffee Bars: Savor a wide selection of organic teas and premium coffees in our well-equipped bars.
• Cozy Lounge: Perfect for unwinding after a day of activities.
Outdoor Adventures: As our guest, enjoy exclusive access to:
• Free Kayak Rentals: Discover the beauty of Ortega with complimentary kayak rentals from Ortega Outdoors.
• Discounted Jet Ski Rentals: Thrill seekers can take advantage of reduced rates on jet ski rentals from Evolution Jetsports.
The Perfect Escape: Ideal for couples, families, and friends, our retreat offers an unforgettable experience. Whether you're lounging in the comfort of our home or exploring the outdoors, you'll create lasting memories here.
Book Your Stay: Experience the ultimate blend of relaxation and adventure. Reserve your stay today and let us provide the perfect backdrop for your next getaway. We look forward to hosting you!
Guest access
During your stay you have full access to Unit #2 and everything inside
unfortunately due to the property being shared with other guests we do not have outside space at this moment.


Disclaimer* water is not easily viewable from the front unit, the fence to the water may or may not be locked depending on time of day
our waterfront is more for kayak use and less scenic. we don't want to catch anyone off guard, but we feel like having a launch point on property is amazing for many people.
Other things to note
Due to the property being shared we do have outdoor cameras on the property for surveillance
There are no cameras in the unit
There is a doorbell camera in the front
1 camera facing the Unit 1 Parking space
1 camera to the left of the house
and 2 in the back for Unit 2
These cameras are only active during motion events and do not record 24/7
They are there for your safety
(Do not be alarmed if you see a camera missing, our maintenance people regularly check the charge levels of them, and sometimes they take them down to charge if needed)

There is also some road noise due to the unit being right off the road
if the noise is bothersome we can provide a white noise generator.
But even with the tv on low volume, it generally covers up the road noise that is there.

Flora & Fauna: If you notice more than one live pest of any kind in living spaces, please let us know. We pay for regular pest control, but sometimes extra spraying can be necessary if needed. Since this is a subtropical climate near the river, it is not unusual to see the occasional large, normally outdoor-living bugs. You might see an occasional lifeless critter – this is normal and proof that our pest control is doing its job. Be mindful of open windows and doors as well, as we cannot be responsible for any insects (or animals!) making their way inside in this manner. We do not have issues with pests, and we'd like to keep it that way.