10/10 Excellent
Joart
2 Feb 2026
Love & Luggage Suitehearts: Fleur Noire Hotel
Gated parking, lightning-fast check-in, and free wine—Fleur Noire knew how to win. Add an open pantry and a giant chessboard that somehow turned into a midnight showdown, and we were officially entertained.
The vibe is quiet and relaxing. Rooms are roomy with separate sleep and lounge areas, and the TV system is smarter than we are (all the streaming, zero effort). Bathroom’s a little dated, and the walls are thin—so you might learn your neighbors’ sleep schedules.
Bonus points for the low-key secret back entrance, which opens straight out to multiple restaurants, a convenience store, a liquor shop, and a great coffee spot—dangerously convenient and very appreciated.
$30 resort fee, but honestly? Worth it. We laughed, we relaxed, we’d come back.



Joart
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2026








































