Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3.0 star property
Inn with a 24-hour front desk, a quick walk to Ten Kate Markt

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Living area
Property video
The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom
Reception
Lobby

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Parking available
  • 24/7 front desk
  • Housekeeping
  • Free WiFi
The current price is AU$105
includes taxes & fees
7 Oct - 8 Oct

Explore the area

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Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH
  • Place, Vondelpark
    ‪14 min walk‬
  • Place, Van Gogh Museum
    ‪4 min drive‬
  • Place, Anne Frank House
    ‪6 min drive‬
  • Airport, Amsterdam (AMS-Schiphol)
    ‪13 min drive‬

Room options

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 14 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(3 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(1 review)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 11 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(1 review)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 6 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 13 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Queen Bed

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 9 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(3 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 6 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

8.6 out of 10
Excellent
(4 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(2 reviews)

Highlights

Individually decorated
Daily housekeeping
  • 12 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

7.0 out of 10
Good
(6 reviews)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 15 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 7 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 20 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 8 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

7.4 out of 10
Good
(3 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 12 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 15 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

8.6 out of 10
Excellent
(4 reviews)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)

Highlights

Separate bedroom
Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 23 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Twin Beds

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(3 reviews)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 17 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

9.6 out of 10
Exceptional
(5 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 8 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Queen Bed

The Sun Room (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Mr de With (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Tram Cart (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Printed House (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase S (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

The Blue House Downstairs

  • Sleeps 4

Mrs de With

  • Sleeps 2

Crisis Free Zone (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Deluxe Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

  • Sleeps 4

Volkswagen T1 (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase L

  • Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase Whitey the White (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Sin City First Floor (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Casa No Casa 13A (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Invisible Room Upstairs (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

The Blue House Upstairs

  • Sleeps 2

Poison Ivy

  • Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase M (shared Bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Secret Bookcase XL

  • Sleeps 2

Invisible Room Downstairs (shared bathroom)

  • Sleeps 2

Sin City Ground Floor

  • Sleeps 2

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About the area

Amsterdam

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam places you in the centre of Amsterdam, within just a 15-minute stroll of Ten Kate Markt and Foodhallen. Highlights at this inn include free in-room WiFi. .This smoke-free inn offers free WiFi in public areas, a 24-hour front desk and a library. Additionally, you'll find a terrace, multilingual staff and luggage storage. Each morning buffet breakfast is served between 8 AM and noon. There's also the convenience of self parking. .Places within a 30-minute walk of this 3-property class Amsterdam West inn include Vondelpark and Van Gogh Museum.

What's nearby

  • Vondelpark - 14 min walk - 1.2 km
  • Van Gogh Museum - 4 min drive - 1.9 km
  • Rijksmuseum - 5 min drive - 2.2 km
  • Anne Frank House - 6 min drive - 2.4 km
  • Heineken Experience - 6 min drive - 2.9 km

Getting around

  • Witte de Withstraat Stop - 3 min walk
  • Amsterdam Lelylaan Station - 5 min drive
  • Schiphol Airport (AMS) - 23 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Cafe Goldmund - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪Dönerland Eethuis - ‬6 min walk
  • ‪Coffee Company - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪The Coffee Bridge - ‬3 min walk
  • ‪Coffee Company - ‬4 min walk

About this property

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Inn with a 24-hour front desk, a quick walk to Ten Kate Markt
As a guest of Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam, you'll find a library, a terrace, and multilingual staff. Public spaces have free WiFi. Limited parking is available for a fee and is offered on a first-come, first-served basis.

This 3-star Amsterdam inn is smoke free.

  • 31 guestrooms or units
  • 2 levels
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (24 hours)
  • Staff members are multilingual
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Library
  • Terrace
  • No smoking on site
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers 31 accommodations. This Amsterdam inn provides complimentary wireless Internet access. Housekeeping is offered on a daily basis and hairdryers can be requested.

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Parking on site (EUR 35 per night)
  • Limited on-site parking

Food and drink

  • Daily buffet breakfast available 8 AM to noon for a fee: EUR 15 per person

Things to do

  • Bicycle rentals
  • Library

Conveniences

  • 24-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff

Outdoors

  • Terrace

Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • Bathroom emergency pull cord
  • Handrails in stairways (110 centimetre high)
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Wheelchair accessible (may have limitations)
  • Wheelchair-accessible public bathroom
  • Wheelchair-accessible registration desk (120 centimetre high)
  • Wheelchair-accessible restaurant

More

  • 2 floors
  • Smoke-free property

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • Hair dryer (on request)
  • Towels provided

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: anytime
Contactless check-in and check-out are available
Minimum check-in age - 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out

Special check-in instructions

Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival at the property

Access methods

Staffed front desk

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cots (infant beds) are not available.

Payment types

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Breakage deposit: EUR 50 per stay
  • An effective city/local tax rate of 12.50 per cent will be charged

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for buffet breakfast: from approximately EUR 15 per person
  • Self-parking fee: EUR 35 per night

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards and cash
Cashless transactions are available
Safety features at this property include a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system and window guards
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Diners Club, debit cards and cash. For guests' safety, the property includes a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system and window guards in all accommodation. Cashless payment methods are available for all transactions.

National rating

This property does not have a Netherlands Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our ratings system.

Property is also known as

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel
Not Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn Amsterdam

Frequently asked questions

What is the cancellation policy at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers free cancellation on select room rates. Check out the cancellation policy for more info.

How much does it cost to stay at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

As of 26 Sept 2025, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam on 7 Oct 2025 start from AU$94.48, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Is parking available at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Yep, Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam has a self car park for EUR 35 per night. Onsite parking is limited.

Are there any beaches close to Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

The closest beach to Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam is Blijburg Beach (10.9 km).

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam serve breakfast?

Yep, buffet breakfast is available daily between 8 AM and noon.

Is there a free airport shuttle available at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

No, Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam does not offer an airport shuttle service.

What time are check-in & check-out at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Check-in begins at 3:00 PM. Check-out time is 11 AM.

Are pets allowed at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

No, pets are not allowed.

Reviews

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Reviews

8.0

Very good

8.2/10

Cleanliness

8.8/10

Staff & service

7.6/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.0/10

Eco-friendliness
Rating 10 - Excellent. 427 out of 987 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 297 out of 987 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 134 out of 987 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 43 out of 987 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 86 out of 987 reviews

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Sarah

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Super cool theming!
Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2025

8/10 Good

kalan

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The staff was great. Tamara, Liv and Yasmina were nice. Mila could have been nicer.
Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2025

8/10 Good

Antonio

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
It was an "interesting" experience, especially sleeping inside an old Tram. But it was comfortable and bed was big. They do need to update the curtains. Bathroom was clean. Staff was hepfull and friendly. Location is nearby local transportation.
Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Angie

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Awesome hotel

Such a fantastically, quirky place to say. Loved it!!
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

2/10 Terrible

Monika

Stayed 4 nights in Jun 2025

2/10 Terrible

michael

Travelled with family
Disliked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Our stay was terrible. We stayed from June 7 to June 14. We booked the blue house downstairs for four people 1 double bed bed and 2 twin beds, when we open the door of our room, this is not what we expected, NO TV, NO air conditioning, they have 2 fan on the walls that it was more than a heather than a fan because the air was hot not cold and we told the person at the front desk, also NO table, NO microwave, 1 window with a curtain and the curtain had problem to close it, never again I will book at that hotel. We told the person at the front desk that this is not what we expected when we booked it online, really disappointed.
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2025

4/10 Poor

Thomas

Travelled with partner
Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Cute common areas, but the rooms are poor quality.
Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2025

2/10 Terrible

Phoebe

Travelled with group
Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Our stay at this Amsterdam hotel was extremely disappointing. When we arrived, we were given the wrong room, and staff said there was “nothing they could do.” The room was inside reception—our windows (including one in the bathroom) looked directly into the lobby, with no privacy even with the blinds closed. We overheard another guest also complaining about a lack of privacy. Eventually, we were told we’d need to switch rooms multiple times during our stay—one night in the first room, two nights in another, then two more nights in a third. This was inconvenient, but we agreed to avoid staying in the first awful room. The check-out/check-in process was chaotic and slow, and the staff didn’t even know where the new room was. We were eventually put in the room we originally booked, but were told the door had to be stripped due to mould—hardly reassuring. The room was tiny, dirty, and in terrible condition. The sink leaked, the shower was broken and held up with a mouldy rubber band, and the lock on the door kept sticking. Worst of all, there were bedbugs, no shelves or storage, and one night a man was lingering near our room, which felt unsafe. We left after 2 nights (originally booked for 5), and reception didn’t ask why or seem to care. Only positive: decent location with tram access. Otherwise, this was one of the worst hotel experiences we’ve ever had.
Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2025

8/10 Good

Corbin

Travelled with group
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Quirky hotel in a good location out of the crowds of Amsterdam. Rooms are small, but was fine with two people
Stayed 4 nights in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Debra

Liked: Amenities
Quirky, fun hotel as only the Dutch can do.
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Chuyang, Singapore

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities
The staff is very friendly. It is only a few min walk to the tram.
Stayed 2 nights in May 2025

4/10 Poor

Rakesh

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Disliked: Room comfort
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

6/10 Okay

Lisa

Travelled with family
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities

Felt Unsafe

Woken up late at night by a male employee opening our door and entering our room, doesn't make for a restful nights sleep. No explanation, no apology. Otherwise, an interesting place to stay.
Stayed 2 nights in May 2025

4/10 Poor

Mya

Travelled with family
Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness
Stayed in the tram which was a cool experience knowing it used during the 60s and 70s in Amsterdam! But second night in we woke up with bed bug bites and found them around the bed..completely gross and painful. Workers were nice enough but they need to fix the bed bug issue!!
Stayed 5 nights in May 2025

2/10 Terrible

Amber

Travelled with family, Travelled with group
Disliked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities
It was not a great spot / the rooms smelled like cigarettes so badly we checked out the staff were very kind about it.
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Brian

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Quirky fun place in Amsterdam

It is a wonderful quirky place. The only issue we had was with an odor that came from the shower are and water temps in the shower. The hot water was only hot the first night and we tried it at several times while we’re there and it was never hot again.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025

6/10 Okay

Amber

Travelled with group
Liked: Staff & service
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025

2/10 Terrible

Benjamin

Liked: Room comfort
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities

Punaises de lit

Premièrement j'avais envoyé un courriel plus de 48h en avance sans jamais avoir de retour Deuxièmement je me suis réveillée la première nuit en trouvant une punaise de lit à côté, on m'avait pourtant assuré qu'il n'y avait pas de problème de punaises à ce moment. J'ai du quitter et me trouver un autre hôtel au matin. J'ai été remboursée sans problème et le personnel était sympathique, mais j'ai vu que ma chambre était de nouveau à louer sur leur site pour la nuit suivant mon départ... La chambre casa no casa était belle et grande autrement
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2025

2/10 Terrible

Timothy

Travelled with partner
Disliked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities
I wouldn’t recommend staying here. It seems ‘concept’ trumps basics you might expect in a hotel like a semi-decent mattress and pillows. The Poison Ivy room was en-suite and the shower was Ok, but the basin plug was broken. The hotel were unable to supply a 2nd pillow - their response was ‘we are full and we have no spares’. What kind of hotel doesn’t have spare pillows FFS? The mattress had lost all support along one edge and should have been thrown out. There were no windows, and the ventilation system wasn’t great. I would imagine summer would be hell here. Sound proofing from the rooms above was entirely non-existent. Bring ear plugs. The restaurant/bar was good, and staff friendly. About the only redeeming feature. We checked out a day early and moved to a different hotel for our last night (of three) in Amsterdam.
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025

6/10 Okay

Christopher

Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Property conditions & facilities
It had bed bugs 🐛 and it was cold in the room you could not turn the heat up. The food was very nice and hot 🔥 when served to you
Stayed 5 nights in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Madison

Travelled with group
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
I loved the interior of this property! It was such a cool design and the room themes were awesome!
Stayed 3 nights in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Chris

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Perfect
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

10/10 Excellent

Lee

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2025

2/10 Terrible

Hannah

Liked: Cleanliness, room comfort
Disliked: Staff & service

Do not stay here

We booked one of the XL bookcase rooms for my partner and I as we’re both big readers and thought this would be perfect for us! We were really excited about the idea of sleeping inside of a bookcase. When we got to the hotel we were shown to the Mrs De With room and told we would be staying there. When I told them I didn’t book this room, I was told we’d been moved rooms as there was an issue with the bed in our room. I asked when this issue occurred and was told it happened 2 days ago. Why they couldn’t inform me or get a new bed in 2 days in preparation of a booking I do not know. The room had nothing to do with books, had a picture of a bum, and was also right next to the bar, making it very loud until 11pm. They made out as if they were being uber kind by giving us a slightly bigger room than the one we booked and we would therefore not get a refund. When I looked online it turned out the room they put us in was the only one left for the night. It was still available to book for that night! If someone had booked this room last minute we would have been left with no where to stay! The most they could offer us was a free breakfast, which consisted of 2 kinds of small, cold pastries, some cold meats, bread, juice, fruit, tea and coffee. This didn’t make up for the fact we’d been moved rooms and completely ruined the trip for us. We have since contacted hotels.com to ask the hotel for a refund and they have refused. Completely unacceptable. Will not be staying here again.
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025

2/10 Terrible

Chitiphat

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Everything was decent and the staff were super friendly and effective. The only bad thing which destroyed my whole experience was the soundproofing and location. The place sits right next to a pub or a casino of sort and that thing blasted music 11:00pm - 4:00am nonstop! And it vibrated my entire sleepingpod - you could imagine at this point that i got zero sleeping hour. Unless they do something about it - i find it hard to recommend city trip at this location
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2025