Diamond Resorts - accommodation in Minden

Lobby leading to concierge for checking in looks bland and unadorned but we immediately knew there was renovation going on. We like the room -especially the view that showcases the Sierra Nevada range. We’re glad James Taylor’s concert was just held across the street- reason why we went. We also enjoyed eating at the Oyster Bar. Overall was a relaxing weekend away from home.

Looking for a place to hide on the run after committing a hideous crime, looking for the right spot to open that meth lab you've been dreaming about?.....or are you more of the "creative" type in search of the perfect setting to shoot a low budget slasher movie? LOOK NO FURTHER!!!!! There isnt so much as a speck of Quality at this Quality in and Sweats (oh oopps ...typo, should have been SUITES...but it smells of sweaty crevices. ) From the weed ridden, roof falling front drive, all the way to your first floor room overlooking a drained swimming pool you will enjoy the character of this decapitated find. No need to worry about stairs! 2nd floor is boarded up. Stepping into your room you will be amazed at the missing amenities they warn you about in the lobby. The patched up holes in the wall and ceiling gave the place a nice lived feeling. As a weary traveler you will appreciate the soft welcoming comfort of other peoples hair on the sheets...not just one, but a few people....and a short black hair dog of some type. Adds a little extra layer for those cool Minden nights. Once relaxing in your hair bed, you will marvel watching your favorite movie forever. Thats right the internet speed allows you to watch a 90 minute movie over 3 hours! More time to love it. The guy at the front desk tried his best but I was stuck...no rooms available elsewhere so it was a fun time for me. It was the most terrifying experience for a lone female traveler

The place is nice enough, with the expected references to Jimmy Buffet, but my issues began with the check in. I expected to pay the typical “resort fee”but I was also informed of the $40 valet parking. I was told I could park next door at Harrah’s, but there was a 2 hour limit, etc. Besides that, there was no receipt to show me what my $122.10 was for. In the room, there is a hole in the sheet, the bed was sloppily made and there was a scrap of paper behind the night stand, of which I took pictures. When we checked out, I was informed a receipt would be sent to me by noon, which I have yet to see. Jimmy must be turning in his grave.