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美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas

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A small building with a red roof and a porch, surrounded by trees.
A dining area with a round wooden table set for four, surrounded by chairs. A stainless steel refrigerator is visible in the background.
A dining area with a table and chairs, a ceiling fan, and a kitchen area with cabinets and a sink.
A bedroom with a bed, a plush toy, a black leather chair, and a window.
A living room with a brown leather sofa, a glass coffee table, a lamp, and a window with a view of trees.

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Entire home

2 bedrooms3 bathrooms

Popular amenities

  • Kitchen
  • Washing machine
  • Dryer
  • Air-conditioning
  • Outdoor space
  • Parking available

Explore the area

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Bandera, TX
  • Place, Medina River
    ‪15 min walk‬
  • Place, Frontier Times Museum
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Place, Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle
    ‪3 min drive‬

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About the area

Bandera

At this holiday home you'll be within a 15-minute walk of Medina River and 2.1 km (1.3 mi) from Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle. Highlights at this holiday home include a kitchen and a washing machine. .Home features 3 bathrooms, a living room and a TV. In-room dining is easy with a kitchen that comes equipped with a microwave and a stovetop. A hairdryer and an iron/ironing board are also available. .This smoke-free holiday home offers a garden and barbecues. Plus you'll find laundry facilities. .With a stay at this Bandera holiday home, you'll be 2.3 km (1.4 mi) from Frontier Times Museum and 2.6 km (1.6 mi) from Bandera Natural History Museum.
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What's nearby

  • Medina River - 15 min walk - 1.3 km
  • Frontier Times Museum - 2 min drive - 1.9 km
  • Bandera Beach Club Tubes, Kayaks & Shuttle - 3 min drive - 1.9 km
  • Bandera City Park - 3 min drive - 2.3 km
  • Lost Maples State Natural Area - 41 min drive - 79.6 km

Getting around

  • San Antonio International Airport (SAT) - 64 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Bandera Ale Project - ‬6 min drive
  • ‪SONIC Drive In - ‬18 min walk
  • ‪Burger King - ‬20 min walk
  • ‪TJ's At the Old Forge - ‬2 min drive
  • ‪Best Western Bandera Suites & Saloon - ‬2 min drive

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas

Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house.


Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house
Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay, you be like a little house

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in the house: WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Wheelchair-accessible parking and van parking available

Kitchen

  • Hob
  • Microwave
  • Oven

Bedrooms

  • 2 bedrooms

Bathroom

  • 3 bathrooms
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Living room

Entertainment

  • TV

Outdoor areas

  • Barbecue grill
  • Garden
  • Porch/lanai

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities
  • Washing machine

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • 4 accessible parking spaces
  • No lift
  • Wheelchair-accessible parking
  • Wheelchair-accessible path of travel
  • Wheelchair-accessible van parking
  • Smoke-free property

Services and conveniences

  • Iron/ironing board

Location highlights

  • In a rural location
  • Near a health/beauty spa
  • Near a lake
  • Near a river

Things to do

  • Basketball nearby
  • Fishing nearby
  • Golfing nearby
  • Hiking/biking trails nearby
  • Horseback riding nearby
  • Hunting nearby
  • Swimming nearby
  • Theme park nearby
  • Winery tours nearby

Safety features

  • No carbon monoxide detector or gas appliances (host has indicated there are no carbon monoxide detectors or gas appliances on the property)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • Fire extinguisher

General

  • Garden

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 2:00 PM
Minimum check-in age - 18

Check-out

Check-out before 12:00 PM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Check-out instructions

The host requires you to complete the following before checking out:
Gather used towels
Remove personal items and remove leftover food and drinks
Turn off the lights, lock the doors and return the keys
Please don’t make too big of a mess
Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated that there are no carbon monoxide detectors or gas appliances on the property
Host has indicated that there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios and terraces, which may not be suitable for children; if you have any concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm that they can accommodate you in a suitable room
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a private host, not a professional engaged in trade or business. This property has outdoor spaces, such as balconies, patios and terraces, which may not be suitable for children. If you have any concerns, we recommend contacting the property prior to your arrival to confirm that they can accommodate you in a suitable room. On-site parties or group events are strictly prohibited. For guests' safety, the property includes a fire extinguisher and a smoke detector in all accommodation.

Frequently asked questions

Does 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas have a pool?

No, this holiday home doesn't have a pool.

Is there a free airport shuttle available at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas?

No, 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas does not offer an airport shuttle service.

What time are check-in & check-out at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas?

Check-in begins at 2:00 PM. Check-out time is 12:00 PM.

Are pets allowed at 美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas?

No, pets are not allowed.

美德Merde | Entire home in Bandera, Texas Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 1 out of 3 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 1 out of 3 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 1 out of 3 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 3 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 3 reviews

8.8/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

Verified review

10/10 Excellent

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location, listing accuracy
Nice house close to downtown. The only downside was no true shower. But it was perfect for 3 people for the weekend.
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2026
Verified review

8/10 Good

Liked: Cleanliness, check-in, communication, location
Older home but comfortable and clean. Definitely need to upgrade the bathroom and add a shower! Current bathtub setup is not ideal. Neighbors barking dogs is a problem too, they bark ALL night long. Very noticable in back bedroom.
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2026
Verified review

6/10 Okay

Liked: Check-in, communication, listing accuracy
This is a very cute house but could improve with lighting and adding some mirrors in the bedrooms. I would rate it higher but the neighbor dogs barked each night so we did not get the rest we had hoped for. Another reason for not rating this higher is because there is not an option for showering only a bathtub.
Stayed 2 nights in Feb 2026