For an upscale resort, there was a lot left to be desired.
The worst thing was probably the extremely loud and shrill screeching noise the heater made every time it kicked on, which made it very difficult to sleep.
Second worse was the room size. Other reviewers are correct in saying it is very different from what is represented in the pictures. Very small, cramped, and inefficiently organized. There are no nightstands and no place to hang your clothes. They give you dishes but there’s no place to put them when they’re dirty, and no place to prep food, so why bother?
Like other reviewers stated, many listed amenities were not actually available, including the hot tubs, the fire pit, and the breakfast. Those amenities were among the reasons I had booked this stay in the first place.
Then there is the cleanliness. When we checked in there were crumbs left all around the dish area and dog hairs left on the couch.
However, like another reviewer, we had a TERRIBLE interaction with the owner/property manager. I won’t get into all the details here, because it would turn this review into a novella, but it was pretty outrageous.
I emailed him afterwards to give him the opportunity to resolve the issue, and he responded by…. threatening to sue me if I left them a bad review.
I think that tells you everything you need to know…