Search Dildo Inns from AU$149

We get it. Last holiday you were so busy checking out the sights that you spent no time in your fancy hotel room. Designer soaps shaped like sea shells and down-filled duvet covers are nice but you could’ve put that money you spent on the fancy hotel towards doing more fun activities in Dildo. That does it: all you need on your next trip is a budget inn furnished with a cosy bed and some standard amenities at a bargain rate.

Friend, you’re in luck. Wotif has plenty of inns to pick from. And don’t get us wrong—you’ll get these spots at a great rate, but you’ll still find options that are charming enough to become a highlight of your trip. You might even find a Dildo hotel inn with a café nearby, or a vineyard to explore. What more do you need?

But how little can you score inn accommodation for? We’re glad you asked. Deals start at crazy good prices, which means you’ll have some money left over to enjoy your Dildo holiday. So go ahead and fit in another boat tour, sign up for bungy jumping, and buy your friends a round. Make it two rounds! But a good deal doesn’t last forever (like those rounds you just bought) so start looking for that awesome place for your holiday soon.