Search Dildo B&B from AU$149

It’s time for a getaway—one that involves just you, your special someone, and a bottle of wine. You’ve done the resort thing, and the big, sprawling hotel thing. You’ve even gone boutique, and while that was much more your style, it didn’t quite nail it. We know what you’re looking for: a cosy experience from start to finish, personalised service, and plenty of private time. You need to book a bed & breakfast in Dildo, stat.

Dildo B&Bs are the opposite of a cookie-cutter experience. After all, you’re an individual (an awesome one, we might add) and you want to be treated like it. Good news: You don’t have to choose between the ample amenities of the luxury chain hotels and the sweet seclusion of a smaller place to stay. In a bed & breakfast, you can have both. What’s more romantic than that?

Your B and B stay will be especially sweet in Dildo. You’ll have a knowledgeable host who can give you all the insider tips on tours, restaurants, and local watering holes, and a great location that allows you to experience it all like a local. Not to mention waking up to the smells of a delicious, homemade breakfast—the most classic of B and B experiences. They might even bring it to your room, if you ask nicely.

You don’t have to ask us nicely in order to get the best deals on Dildo B&B accommodation, though. They’re already right in front of you; all you have to do is point and click your way to a dreamy holiday. We’ve got pet-friendly B&Bs, luxurious B&Bs, and more. All that’s missing is you.