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Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property

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Bar (on property)
Decadent
Staircase
Outdoor pool
Decadent

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Spa
  • Parking included
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • Air-conditioning
The current price is AU$205
includes taxes & fees
8 June - 9 June

Explore the area

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73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Place, Holloway Park
    ‪17 min walk‬
  • Place, Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Place, Chiltern Hills
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Airport, London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪34 min drive‬

Room options

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Decadent

Decadent

9.4 out of 10
Exceptional
(8 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed
  • Free Wi-Fi

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Boujee

Boujee

7.2 out of 10
Good
(10 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed
  • Free Wi-Fi

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Snug

Snug

7.2 out of 10
Good
(16 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed
  • Free Wi-Fi

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Cosy

Cosy

9.2 out of 10
Wonderful
(13 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed
  • Free Wi-Fi

About the area

Beaconsfield

A luxury stay in Beaconsfield awaits you at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Within a 30-minute stroll, you'll find Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills. Highlights at this hotel include 2 restaurants, an outdoor swimming pool and free self-parking. .The restaurant, English Restaurant, serves British cuisine and is open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. At the hotel's own lounge bar, you can stop for a drink. Additionally, you'll find free Wi-Fi in public areas, a gym and spa services. Cooked-to-order breakfast is available on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and on weekends between 8:00 AM and 11:00 AM. There's also the convenience of free parking nearby. .Sights within a 10-minute drive of this 5-property class Beaconsfield hotel include Colne Valley Regional Park and Cliveden House.

What's nearby

  • Holloway Park - 17 min walk - 1.4 km
  • Bekonscot Model Village - 2 min drive - 1.7 km
  • Chiltern Hills - 2 min drive - 2.0 km
  • Windsor Castle - 24 min drive - 24.2 km
  • LEGOLAND® Windsor - 26 min drive - 25.9 km

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 28 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪The Beech House - ‬2 min drive
  • ‪GAIL's Bakery - ‬15 min walk
  • ‪Subway - ‬16 min walk
  • ‪The Chiltern (Wetherspoons) - ‬16 min walk

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers its guests an outdoor pool and a fitness centre. There are 2 restaurants on site. You can enjoy a drink at the bar/lounge. Public spaces have free WiFi.

Spa services, a terrace, and multilingual staff are also featured at the luxury Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Self parking is free.

This 5-star Beaconsfield hotel is smoke free.

  • 48 guestrooms or units
  • 2 dining venues
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Staff members are multilingual
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Wedding services available
  • Terrace
  • No smoking on site
  • Bar or lounge
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottles of water and coffee/tea makers. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Beds feature premium bedding. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include bathrobes, complimentary toiletries and hairdryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered on a daily basis and change of towels can be requested.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the on-site spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free offsite parking within 10 metres
  • Free self parking on site
  • Limited on-site self parking

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • 2 restaurants
  • A bar/lounge

Restaurants on site

  • English Restaurant
  • Thai Restaurant

Things to do

  • Fitness classes
  • Gym
  • Outdoor pool

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of towels on request
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff
  • Proposal/romance packages
  • Wedding services

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace

Spa

  • Thai massages

Accessibility

  • No lift

More

  • Reception hall
  • Smoke-free property

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Dressing gowns
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age - 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in
Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children younger than 18 are not allowed at this adults-only property. All guests 18 and older are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cots (infant beds) are not available.

Payment types

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector and a first aid kit
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession. The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guest room reservation. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express and debit cards. Cash is not accepted. 
    For guests' safety, the property includes a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector and a first aid kit in all accommodation.

We should mention

  • This is an adults-only property and guests under 18 years old aren't allowed.

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Frequently asked questions

Is parking available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yep, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has a free self car park.

How much does it cost to stay at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

As of 5 June 2026, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield on 8 June 2026 start from AU$205, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Are there any beaches close to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

The closest beach to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is Ruislip Lido Beach (14.4 km).

Is there a spa on site at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

There's no onsite spa, but this property does offer services like Thai massages.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a pool?

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has an outdoor pool.

What makes Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield a romantic place to stay?

Romance packages and a lounge bar, as well as premium bedding in the guestrooms, all help set the scene for a romantic weekend at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield.

Is Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield family-friendly?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is an adults-only property.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield serve breakfast?

You bet, cooked-to-order breakfast is on offer on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and weekends between 8:00 AM and 11:00 AM.

Is there a free airport shuttle available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield does not offer an airport shuttle service.

Is there a bar or restaurant at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yep, they've got a lounge bar and 2 restaurants. Pre dinner cocktails anyone?

What time are check-in & check-out at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Check-in begins at 3:00 PM. Check-out time is 11 AM.

Are pets allowed at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, pets are not allowed.

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 333 out of 702 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 158 out of 702 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 92 out of 702 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 68 out of 702 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 51 out of 702 reviews

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.2/10

Amenities

8.0/10

Property conditions & facilities

Reviews

Verified

10/10 Excellent

Jake

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Great staff and clean rooms
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2026
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10/10 Excellent

James

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Amazing place, stunning, beautiful for my girlfriend’s birthday. Very friendly and helpful staff too
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Matthew

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Yes clean room Friendly staff all round Good food No complaints
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Bobby

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
What a weird and wonderful place to stay
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Chris

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Incredible room, excellent food, great staff. Really great stay, fully 5*
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Alison

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Step into another world of opulence , lavish bedroom , excellent welcoming staff and lovely food .
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Holly

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Lovely hotel and meal in the Thai restaurant.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Julia

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Amazing experience. This is our go to hotel. This time we had some issues with the door to our room but the staff were amazing and managed to fix it for us. It was amazing!
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2026
Verified

4/10 Poor

Gemma

The
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Charley

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Amazing stay at Crazy Bear for my boyfriend’s birthday. I booked the decadent room, which was amazing- so spacious and the decor was gorgeous. Very clean, with everything we needed. Staff went out of their way to ensure we had a flawless stay, room service was spot on- breakfast good, with beautiful surroundings in the restaurants. Reception staff super helpful too Highly recommend thank you!
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Karl

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Wonderful hotel friendly staff and the Thai food in the restaurant was excellent. I booked to stay another evening.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Simon

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Excellent stay hotel very quirky great place to stay. Room was very good staff and food very good.
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Adrian

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Third time staying lovely hotel and good location
Stayed 1 night in Jul 2025
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2/10 Terrible

Stephen

What in
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2026
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8/10 Good

Nicole

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Room was quirky, unique and very comfortable. Great venue, would definitely recommend!
Stayed 1 night in Oct 2025
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2/10 Terrible

David

Liked: Amenities
Disliked: Property conditions & facilities
Overpriced for a single room Air Conditioning so noisy that it kept us awake most of the night
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2026
Verified

10/10 Excellent

PHILIP

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Brilliant stay from checking in to checking out,was booked as a birthday treat and so pleased with the choice,will definitely return 😀
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2025
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Richard

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Wonderful room as always, love everything about staying here. But, the hotels biggest asset is its front desk staff. This time I had the pleasure of checking in with Nicole. Along with Chloe and Annabelle previously she is amazing. May be a few weeks before I am back but will always aim to stay here if possible. Thank you guys.
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2026
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10/10 Excellent

Adam

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Clean room. Lovely staff. Lavish decor. Overall it was fantastic and eccentric, yet that’s what makes it magical.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025
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10/10 Excellent

Natasha

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The hotel was very pleasant and aesthetically pleasing. We will definitely be returning!
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2025
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6/10 Okay

Sonnie

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Room not in the main hotel. Cold / wet walk across the road for breakfast/ Dinner or spa facilities,Ceiling tap dripped all night and the bed was very hard. Nice place to stay but not worth the money.
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025
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2/10 Terrible

Theo

Disliked: Staff & service, amenities
Room was nice, however staff were rude amenities were mediocre and food and drink over priced.
Stayed 2 nights in Dec 2025
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2/10 Terrible

Theo

Disliked: Staff & service, amenities
Room was nice, however staff were rude amenities were mediocre and food and drink over priced.
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2025
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Richard

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Always a pleasure to stay here mainly due to the front of house staff. Nothing is ever too much for them, thank you ladies.
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025
Verified

10/10 Excellent

Richard

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Once again the amazing front of house ladies were brilliant! Thank you Annabelle and Chloe as always 🙂
Stayed 1 night in Nov 2025