Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property
Adults-only hotel with 2 restaurants and bars/lounges

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Cosy
2 bars/lounges, cocktail bar
Free toiletries, hair dryer, bathrobes, towels
2 bars/lounges, cocktail bar
2 restaurants, breakfast, lunch, dinner served; British cuisine

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Air conditioning
  • Bar
  • Spa
  • Breakfast available
  • Housekeeping
The current price is AU$260
includes taxes & fees
8 May - 9 May

Explore the area

Map
73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪2 min drive‬
  • Cliveden House
    ‪9 min drive‬
  • Windsor Castle
    ‪18 min drive‬
  • London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪26 min drive‬

Room options

Snug

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Premium bedding
Hairdryer
Private bathroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Cosy

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Premium bedding
Hairdryer
Private bathroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Boujee

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Premium bedding
Separate bedroom
Hairdryer
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

Decadent

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Premium bedding
Separate bedroom
Hairdryer
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

About the area

Beaconsfield

A luxury stay in Beaconsfield awaits you at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Within a 30-minute stroll, you'll find Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills. Highlights at this hotel include 2 restaurants, 2 bars/lounges and free self-parking. .The restaurant, English Restaurant, serves British cuisine and is open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Bar is the hotel's own cocktail bar, serving drinks along with light fare. Additionally, you'll find free Wi-Fi in public areas and spa services. Cooked-to-order breakfast is available on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and on weekends between 8:00 AM and 11:00 AM. There's also the convenience of free parking nearby. .Sights within a 10-minute drive of this 5-property class Beaconsfield hotel include Colne Valley Regional Park and Cliveden House.

What's nearby

  • Bekonscot Model Village - 2 min drive - 1.7 km
  • Cliveden House - 9 min drive - 8.8 km
  • Hedsor House - 10 min drive - 8.9 km
  • Pinewood Studios - 11 min drive - 12.1 km
  • Windsor Castle - 18 min drive - 16.7 km

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 26 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪The Hope and Champion - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Starbucks - ‬19 min walk
  • ‪Fego Restaurant Beaconsfield - ‬19 min walk
  • The Crazy Bear English Restaurant

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Adults-only hotel with 2 restaurants and bars/lounges
There are 2 restaurants on site. You can unwind with a drink at one of the 2 bars/lounges. Public spaces have free WiFi. Spa services, a terrace, and multilingual staff are also featured at the luxury Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Self parking is free.

This 5-star Beaconsfield hotel is smoke free.

  • 48 guestrooms or units
  • 2 dining venues
  • 2 bars or lounges
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Staff members are multilingual
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Wedding services available
  • Terrace
  • No smoking on site
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottles of water and coffee/tea makers. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Beds feature premium bedding. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include bathrobes, complimentary toiletries and hairdryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered on a daily basis and change of towels can be requested.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the on-site spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.

Languages

English

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free offsite parking within 10 metres
  • Free self parking on site

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • 2 bars/lounges
  • 2 restaurants

Restaurants on site

  • Bar
  • English Restaurant
  • Thai Restaurant

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of towels on request
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff
  • Proposal/romance packages
  • Wedding services

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace

Spa

  • Thai massages

Accessibility

  • No lift

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Dressing gowns
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age - 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children younger than 18 are not allowed at this adults-only property. All guests 18 and older are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cots (infant beds) are not available.

Payment types

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector and a first aid kit
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession. The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guest room reservation. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express and debit cards. Cash is not accepted. 
    For guests' safety, the property includes a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector and a first aid kit in all accommodation.

We should mention

  • This is an adults-only property and guests under 18 years old aren't allowed.

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Frequently asked questions

Is parking available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yep, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has a free self car park.

How much does it cost to stay at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

As of 2 May 2025, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield on 8 May 2025 start from AU$259.90, including taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Are there any beaches close to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

The closest beach to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is Ruislip Lido Beach (14.4 km).

Is there a spa on site at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

There's no onsite spa, but this property does offer services like Thai massages.

What makes Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield a romantic place to stay?

Romance packages and a bar, as well as premium bedding in the guestrooms, all help set the scene for a romantic weekend at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield.

Is Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield family-friendly?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is an adults-only property.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield serve breakfast?

You bet, cooked-to-order breakfast is on offer on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and weekends between 8:00 AM and 11:00 AM.

Is there a free airport shuttle available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield does not offer an airport shuttle service.

Is there a bar or restaurant at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yep, you can grab a meal at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield's onsite restaurant that serves British cuisine.

What time are check-in & check-out at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Check-in begins at 3:00 PM. Check-out time is 11 AM.

Are pets allowed at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, pets are not allowed.

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 238 out of 502 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 124 out of 502 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 62 out of 502 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 47 out of 502 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 31 out of 502 reviews

8.6/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.4/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.2/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

2/10 Terrible

Peter

Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Avoid certain rooms

Snug room 15 is not a room for two people, it barely fits one so to avoid the nightmare we suffered. The bed is well into a sloped eave space making a proportion of the double bed unusable. Along with the decor the room is more like a coffin. Please ensure this room is not allocated to you! We sent an email to Mark G @Crazy Bear but have not had a reply 2 days later, so now question their customer service credentials.
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

2/10 Terrible

Gabriella

Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities

Don’t bother

Wasn’t anything special, the room was particularly dated. Don’t think I got my moneys worth, it felt dirty. The rooms were extremely dark, but also dusty. Wouldn’t come back and wouldn’t recommend
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

10/10 Excellent

Stephen

A great visit

A very enjoyable time. The hotel and bedroom was very comfortable - and interesting! We were made very welcome and everything during our stay went as it should. The Thai meal was extremely good too.
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

8/10 Good

Sara

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Room was clean and prepared for us. Much smaller than it looks in the photos on the website. Comfy bed. Really nice vibe in the bar. Unfortunately we didn’t know that the pool and jacuzzi area wasn’t open and that was something we were really looking forward to. I think if I’d have known I may have booked somewhere else. So disappointing.
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

10/10 Excellent

Jason

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

10/10 Excellent

Donald

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Quirky hotel

Wonderful experience, lovely staff.
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2025

10/10 Excellent

Elizabeth

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

4/10 Poor

Verified traveller

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Room felt very dirty and dungey
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

6/10 Okay

Scott

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

2/10 Terrible

Mark

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

10/10 Excellent

Zola

Travelled with partner
Liked: Amenities
This is by far the best hotel I have been to, I went to another hotel straight after leaving crazy bear and I regretted it. I highly recommend this magnificent place. I have already told all of my friends and family about it.
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2025

10/10 Excellent

Thomas

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

4/10 Poor

Gagandeep

Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

6/10 Okay

Sabrina

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

8/10 Good

amy

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

8/10 Good

Roger

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

10/10 Excellent

Vitor

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Very pleasant

Nicely decorated, clean and comfortable. Will definitely return again
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

10/10 Excellent

SAMSON, Hampshire

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Great
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

10/10 Excellent

Melanie

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

10/10 Excellent

David

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

2/10 Terrible

James

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

6/10 Okay

Lauren

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

8/10 Good

Hayley

Travelled with partner
Liked: Staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Nice place cleanliness could be better and bit overpriced in bar and restaurant but had great stay rooms clean and well equipped staff great very friendly and helpful
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

8/10 Good

Steven

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

8/10 Good

Jonny

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2024