Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property
Adults-only hotel with 3 restaurants and fitness centre

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Cosy
Decadent
Cocktail bar
Interior
Cocktail bar

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • Air conditioning
  • Bar
  • Spa
  • Breakfast available
  • Gym

Explore the area

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73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪19 min walk‬
  • Cliveden House
    ‪9 min drive‬
  • Windsor Castle
    ‪19 min drive‬
  • London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪19 min drive‬

Room options

Snug

7.2 out of 10
Good
(14 reviews)

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Separate bedroom
Premium bedding
Hairdryer
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Cosy

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful
(10 reviews)

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Separate bedroom
Premium bedding
Hairdryer
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Boujee

7.0 out of 10
Good
(7 reviews)

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Separate bedroom
Premium bedding
Hairdryer
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

Decadent

9.4 out of 10
Exceptional
(8 reviews)

Highlights

Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Heating
Flat-screen TV
Separate bedroom
Premium bedding
Hairdryer
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

About the area

Beaconsfield

A luxury stay in Beaconsfield awaits you at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Within a 30-minute stroll, you'll find Bekonscot Model Village and Chiltern Hills. Highlights at this hotel include 3 restaurants, an outdoor swimming pool and free self-parking. .The restaurant, English Restaurant, serves British cuisine and is open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Bar is the hotel's own cocktail bar, serving drinks along with light fare. Additionally, you'll find free Wi-Fi in public areas, a gym and spa services. Cooked-to-order breakfast is available on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and on weekends between 8:00 AM and 11:00 AM. There's also the convenience of free parking nearby. .Sights within a 10-minute drive of this 5-property class Beaconsfield hotel include Colne Valley Regional Park and Cliveden House.

What's nearby

  • Bekonscot Model Village - 19 min walk - 1.6 km
  • Pinewood Studios - 9 min drive - 13.0 km
  • Cliveden House - 9 min drive - 7.9 km
  • Windsor Castle - 19 min drive - 22.0 km
  • LEGOLAND® Windsor - 21 min drive - 23.6 km

Getting around

  • Beaconsfield Station - 2 min drive
  • Heathrow Airport (LHR) - 26 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪GAIL's Bakery - ‬15 min walk
  • ‪Los Nomadas - ‬17 min walk
  • ‪Starbucks - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪The Hope and Champion - ‬3 min drive

About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Adults-only hotel with 3 restaurants and fitness centre
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers its guests an outdoor pool and a fitness centre. There are 3 restaurants on site. You can enjoy a drink at the bar/lounge. Public spaces have free WiFi.

Spa services, a terrace, and multilingual staff are also featured at the luxury Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Self parking is free.

This 5-star Beaconsfield hotel is smoke free.

  • 48 guestrooms or units
  • 3 dining venues
  • Breakfast available (surcharge)
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Staff members are multilingual
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Wedding services available
  • Terrace
  • No smoking on site
  • Bar or lounge
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottles of water and coffee/tea makers. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Beds feature premium bedding. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include bathrobes, complimentary toiletries and hairdryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered on a daily basis and change of towels can be requested.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the on-site spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.

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Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free offsite parking within 10 metres
  • Free self parking on site

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • 3 restaurants
  • A bar/lounge

Restaurants on site

  • Bar
  • Bear by Carlo Scotto
  • English Restaurant
  • Thai Restaurant

Things to do

  • Fitness classes
  • Gym
  • Outdoor pool

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of towels on request
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff
  • Proposal/romance packages
  • Wedding services

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace

Spa

  • Thai massages

Accessibility

  • No lift

More

  • Reception hall
  • Smoke-free property

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Dressing gowns
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age - 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children younger than 18 are not allowed at this adults-only property. All guests 18 and older are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cots (infant beds) are not available.

Payment types

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector and a first aid kit
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business or profession. The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guest room reservation. This property accepts Visa, Mastercard, American Express and debit cards. Cash is not accepted. 
    For guests' safety, the property includes a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector and a first aid kit in all accommodation.

We should mention

  • This is an adults-only property and guests under 18 years old aren't allowed.

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Frequently asked questions

Is parking available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yep, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has a free self car park.

Are there any beaches close to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

The closest beach to Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is Ruislip Lido Beach (14.4 km).

Is there a spa on site at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

There's no onsite spa, but this property does offer services like Thai massages.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield have a pool?

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield has an outdoor pool.

What makes Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield a romantic place to stay?

Romance packages and a lounge bar, as well as premium bedding in the guestrooms, all help set the scene for a romantic weekend at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield.

Is Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield family-friendly?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield is an adults-only property.

Does Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield serve breakfast?

You bet, cooked-to-order breakfast is on offer on weekdays between 7:00 AM and 10:00 AM and weekends between 8:00 AM and 11:00 AM.

Is there a free airport shuttle available at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield does not offer an airport shuttle service.

Is there a bar or restaurant at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Yep, they've got a lounge bar and 3 restaurants. Pre dinner cocktails anyone?

What time are check-in & check-out at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

Check-in begins at 3:00 PM. Check-out time is 11 AM.

Are pets allowed at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield?

No, pets are not allowed.

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

Rating 10 - Excellent. 274 out of 578 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 139 out of 578 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 69 out of 578 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 57 out of 578 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 39 out of 578 reviews

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.4/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.2/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Rob

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Wonderful
Stayed 2 nights in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Danny

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Leon bourne

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Happy
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

6/10 Okay

Stephen

Stayed 1 night in May 2025

8/10 Good

Simon

Stayed 1 night in May 2025

8/10 Good

Zoe

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
We enjoyed our stay at this hotel. The room was on the small side but really well equipped and thought out. We had a cocktail in the bar abd the service and cocktail were amazing. Breakfast was good but took 50 minutes from ordering... it was cooked to order but the delay was a disappointing especially as it cost £46 for 2.
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

4/10 Poor

Erica

Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
It was more like a 2 star! The window blinds were filthy. Room was very very dark. Bathroom curtain door was stained. Shower rail rusty. Nowhere to put toiletries. Only 2 coat hangers.
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Emily

Stayed 1 night in Jan 2025

10/10 Excellent

Emily

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Lovely hotel and staff!❤️
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

S

Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Perfect

Perfect
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

shavel

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Absolutely beautiful 😍 will definitely go again
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

2/10 Terrible

Mark

Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Crazy Bear review

Very disappointed with our room. We paid for the top room available and it was terrible. No running cold water for the bath or sink,blinds was broken, toilet seat was broken and the shower and the bath was dripping water all night which kept us awake. We will definitely not be recommending this place to friends or family. Expected a lot better from such an expensive hotel.
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

stuart

Stayed 1 night in May 2025

6/10 Okay

Cassandra

Liked: Staff & service
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Lisa

Travelled with family
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
We had a wonderful stay! The staff were particularly welcoming and friendly.
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Caroline

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveller

Liked: Staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort

Snug room review

The room is super stylish and comfortable. Amazing value for the price! The staff have been amazing and everything has been so easy and smooth. Our room is by the main road so it is a little noisy, also there’s lots of dust on the window shutters. I didn’t know that the toilet/shower room is not a separate room to the bedroom and is only sectioned off with a curtain. It’s still great value for the price and I’d happily come back again!
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

4/10 Poor

chris

Disliked: Staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

2/10 Terrible

D

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Our stay was awful, originally booked for 2 nights . We were so uncomfortable we had to check out a day early. The room was very dark and dirty, there was dust on top of the bed and a glass water mark, which shows no cleaning was done. Its also a maze to find the hotel and our room was miles away. This is a scam ,the other crazy bear is an actual hotel, this needs to close. It's a total mis sell, ridiculous prices for a dirty hotel. Ruin my anniversary weekend 😪 I tried to surprise my wife I was so ashamed.
Stayed 2 nights in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Kevin

Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Hardeep

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Karen

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Ray

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
A friendly and efficient check in and out. It’s certainly a characterful place to stay
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

8/10 Good

Sue

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

6/10 Okay

Lori

Liked: Staff & service, room comfort
Disliked: Property conditions & facilities
The staff were great and helpful unfortunately little disappointed with the condition of the hotel needs some attention many parts looking old and worn. Enjoyed the stay.
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025