{"id":6467,"date":"2018-10-15T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-10-14T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wotif.com\/vc\/blog\/?p=6467"},"modified":"2020-05-01T13:36:59","modified_gmt":"2020-05-01T03:36:59","slug":"9-signs-youre-a-bali-bogan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wotif.com\/vc\/blog\/laughs\/real-travel-stories\/9-signs-youre-a-bali-bogan\/","title":{"rendered":"9 signs you\u2019re a Bali Bogan (but don\u2019t even know it)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.wotif.com\/Bali.d602651.Destination-Travel-Guides?brandcid=WOTIF-au.display.WOTIFINSIDER.OCT-18-9-SIGNS-YOURE-BALI-BOGAN-BLOG.generic&amp;utm_source=WOTIFINSIDER&amp;utm_medium=display&amp;utm_content=all&amp;utm_campaign=OCT-18-9-SIGNS-YOURE-BALI-BOGAN-BLOG\">Bali<\/a>? Why would I go to Bali? Sure, it\u2019s gorgeous, with amazing beaches, markets, and cultural experiences. But with all the partying, binge drinking and spot-you-from-a-mile-away Aussies, I could just go to the Gold Coast, right? These were just a few of the thoughts I had when my partner suggested that he and I go on a short, but much needed, relaxing holiday in Bali. \u201cBut isn\u2019t Bali for bogans?\u201d I wondered. Well, it might be, but by the end of our 10-day trip, I was well and truly embracing my inner Bali Bogan without even realising. Here are nine signs you\u2019re a Bali Bogan, too, even if you don\u2019t know it.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"><strong>1. Bintang T-shirts somehow make their way into your suitcase *gasp!*<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>As if you\u2019d buy a Bintang T-shirt and wear it around the island! Well, by day two of your stay, I guarantee you\u2019ll not only want to buy one for yourself, but a few for everyone you\u2019ve decided to buy souvenirs for. Yes, including Grandad.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 590px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.lemediavault.com\/images\/536897e78451429760112a9353ee3548.jpeg\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Grandad would rock a Bintang tee!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\n<h3 style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"><strong>2. You\u2019re more concerned about happy hour than breakfast<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>When\u2019s happy hour again? When your Bali hotel includes a free cocktail at happy hour, delivered straight to your banana lounge by the pool, why would you bother worrying about breakfast? Although bacon and eggs will definitely go down a treat the next morning \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 590px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.lemediavault.com\/images\/e80ce4f58297459cf7302d9fa02ff754.jpeg\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Is it happy hour yet?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\n<h3 style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"><strong>3. You say bye-bye to your bra<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>I am not the type of person to go further than the bedroom without wearing a bra, but it wasn\u2019t long before the Balinese heat and hedonistic vibes had me wandering around willy-nilly with unstrapped boobies. 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font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;\">A post shared by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/sarepita\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" style=\" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px;\" target=\"_blank\"> Sarah Duncan<\/a> (@sarepita) on <time style=\" font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;\" datetime=\"2018-03-23T08:30:20+00:00\">Mar 23, 2018 at 1:30am PDT<\/time><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/www.instagram.com\/embed.js\"><\/script><\/div>\n<h3 style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"><strong>4. You\u2019ve developed an enviable thong tan (the shoe type)<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Being a Brisbanite, I have embraced the reality of an all-year thong tan, but if you\u2019re not from the tropics, then your new foot look will really put you into the Bali Bogan category. Double points for a Birkenstock tan.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 590px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.lemediavault.com\/images\/27c9883305a6e21bd2bbb77858c1fada.jpeg\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bae isn\u2019t impressed with my tan either<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\n<h3 style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"><strong>5. Your sarong has become a perfectly acceptable item of day\/nightwear<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Have you just realised how versatile a sarong is? Welcome to the Bali Bogan club. Not only do they work well as skirts and something to lay on at the beach, but you can also wear one as a scarf, a shawl when it gets cool (never happens), or use one as a picnic blanket when you\u2019re at the local markets, eating your fifth satay since arriving (yesterday).<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 590px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.lemediavault.com\/images\/9ddfe6993055ce55a3a6b029759d42da.jpeg\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Or wear it on your head.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\n<h3 style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"><strong>6. You have photos of yourself doing yoga poses, because #blessed #namaste<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>There is a HUGE yoga culture on the island of Bali and before too long you\u2019ll be snapping pictures of yourself on the beach doing Happy Dog pose and Downward Baby or whatever they\u2019re called. Head to the local markets and buy yourself a Ganesh singlet on the way to class and nirvana will kick in any minute.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BgvcxkSH54S\/\">https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BgvcxkSH54S\/<\/a><\/p>\n<h3><strong>7. You\u2019re on the hunt for a hamburger<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>You\u2019ve had three days\u2019 worth of satays and now can\u2019t bear to look at another piece of chicken on a stick. This is when the pangs for familiar foods from home kick in. Move over nasi goreng, I\u2019m ready for a burger!<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 590px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.lemediavault.com\/images\/71a522cc20a11325d46797f8287977ea.jpeg\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">So many satay sticks!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\n<h3 style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"><strong>8. Night-time singalongs are a thing<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>I wouldn\u2019t usually feel the urge to sing Daryl Braithwaite\u2019s \u2018Horses\u2019 back home, but there\u2019s something about the hot air, the umpteenth bottle of Bintang, and the local band singing covers that makes singing in a bar with your new besties at three in the morning seem like an absolutely wonderful idea.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 590px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.lemediavault.com\/images\/1db0ceac793d2bf20f8d01f7e2049065.jpeg\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">The beer made me do it!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\n<h3 style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 10px;\"><strong>9. You\u2019ve spent more time napping by the poolside than sightseeing<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Look, I had pizza at the hip new Italian place down the road three nights in a row (because cheese) and have just had my third happy hour cocktail. Don\u2019t judge me.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 590px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.lemediavault.com\/images\/e3efdff0aefc3686ce8fa2e3a0b1d10b.jpeg\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">A food coma in the making.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div style=\"clear: both;\"><\/div>\n<p>Are you a Bali Bogan, too? Let us know!<\/p>\n<a class='vw-button vw-button--primary  vw-button--full-width' href='https:\/\/www.wotif.com\/Bali.d602651.Destination-Travel-Guides?brandcid=WOTIF-au.display.WOTIFINSIDER.OCT-18-9-SIGNS-YOURE-BALI-BOGAN-BLOG.generic&#038;utm_source=WOTIFINSIDER&#038;utm_medium=display&#038;utm_content=all&#038;utm_campaign=OCT-18-9-SIGNS-YOURE-BALI-BOGAN-BLOG' target='_self'><i class=\"vw-icon icon-entypo-suitcase\"><\/i> PLAN YOUR BALI GETAWAY <\/a>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bali? Why would I go to Bali? Sure, it\u2019s gorgeous, with amazing beaches, markets, and cultural experiences. But with all the partying, binge drinking and spot-you-from-a-mile-away Aussies, I could just go to the Gold Coast, right? These were just a few of the thoughts I had when my partner suggested that he and I go &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":6469,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[754,756,760],"tags":[262,263,265,264],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wotif.com\/vc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6467"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wotif.com\/vc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wotif.com\/vc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wotif.com\/vc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wotif.com\/vc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6467"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.wotif.com\/vc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6479,"href":"https:\/\/www.wotif.com\/vc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6467\/revisions\/6479"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wotif.com\/vc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wotif.com\/vc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wotif.com\/vc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wotif.com\/vc\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}